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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road - new twist on old joke by Donald Hensley views: 85 | rating: 10 | comments: 13

May 15, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --   BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! . . . more

INTRODUCING: She's a photographer. I'm the writer. Meet one of my awesome daughters! She joined Gather today! by Ellie M. views: 94 | rating: 10 | comments: 56

December 15, 2007 11:31 PM EST -- Wander over?check it out. She is young, but she is a greatartistic eye! Here's a link, thanks to Sue B! /my daughter's namespace http://lizislikewoahhh.gather.com/ more

Humor For Today 6/9 by J R B. views: 34 | rating: 9.5 | comments: 19

June 09, 2008 12:48 PM EDT --   I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.  Richard clicked . . . more

An interview with an 80-year-old woman. by Carol Lloyd views: 48 | rating: 10 | comments: 21

July 17, 2008 02:50 AM EDT -- The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like . . . more

9 Things Women Use (joke) by Danielle F. views: 13 | rating: 10 | comments: 9

December 11, 2007 01:11 PM EST -- 9 WORDS WOMEN USE * (1) "Fine": This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. * (2) "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, . . . more

La De Da .... I'm Having wine tonight! by Amanda C. views: 34 | rating: 10 | comments: 32

December 30, 2007 02:14 AM EST --   OK, today is Saturday and I haven't been out of the house since Monday. That's right, Monday. All week I've been taking care of whinny sick children who like to argue with one another . . . more

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (email) by Sheryl L. views: 19 | rating: 10 | comments: 6

July 20, 2008 10:16 AM EDT -- HAVE A REAL GOOD LAUGH WITH THIS   (taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)   Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like . . . more

Ping or not to Ping by Deborah O. views: 84 | rating: 10 | comments: 42

December 14, 2007 04:24 PM EST -- Okay, if you have read my postings most of you know that  I am having fun at the expense of Gather's last upgrade. My question is do you think that pinging is a valuable feature or would spell . . . more

Some Things I have Noticed Since Losing Weight REPOST by Sherine W. views: 82 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 42

January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST -- I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight Shaving takes less time . . . more

An Empty Nesters Pets by Sherine W. views: 64 | rating: 10 | comments: 40

February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST -- We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more

Be sure your brain is in gear before putting your mouth in motion by Gail M. views: 42 | rating: 10 | comments: 19

June 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT -- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.   She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.   . . . more

Humor For Today by J R B. views: 32 | rating: 10 | comments: 23

July 09, 2008 08:53 PM EDT -- At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.   One soldier mused, . . . more

The draft, unique reasoning on why we need it... by Charles Temm JR views: 15 | rating: 10 | comments: 6

December 17, 2007 12:54 PM EST -- Drafting  Guys Over 60                     I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm . . . more

New Lexus - Lawyer Joke by Donald Hensley views: 22 | rating: 10 | comments: 8

April 30, 2008 10:01 AM EDT -- A very successful lawyer parked his brand  new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As  he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely . . . more

Changes - my points doubled over night - I love it by Donald Hensley views: 40 | rating: 10 | comments: 17

April 11, 2008 02:16 PM EDT -- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Just kidding.  I don't care for the changes so far. more

For the Ladies by Sharon M. views: 21 | rating: 10 | comments: 13

December 29, 2007 01:52 PM EST -- N ow I lay me d own to sleep, I pray the Lord m y shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, p lease no bags And please lift my butt b efore it sags. . . . more

Something to think about from the Lighter Side of Life by Carol Lloyd views: 16 | rating: 10 | comments: 5

July 24, 2008 03:11 PM EDT -- Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my  memory's not as sharp as it used to be. . . . more

An HMO Manager at the Pearly Gates by ~*~Nina~*~ R. views: 27 | rating: 10 | comments: 19

January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST -- Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . . more

Mathematical Problem by J R B. views: 22 | rating: 10 | comments: 9

February 27, 2008 07:46 PM EST -- This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...     it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it . . . more

Do Cats Need Bathed? by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 70 | rating: 9.6 | comments: 18

March 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --         Some people say cats never have to be bathed.   They say cats lick themselves clean.   They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their . . . more